Hero on Controversy

Nitong nakaraang araw nakatanggap ako ng email mula kay bestfriend Em-em. Napasok kasi sa eskandalo kaya napasulat na naman sa akin.

My Best Friend Billycoy,

I’ve been to a controversy lately lang. No, not a sex scandal, hello?! Kasi naman, my katulong from Pluto, Edgarda, makes daldal to her amigas why I fired her as my Yaya P.A. Eh kasi naman, they are pilitting that their rock is a planet daw. Eh hindi na nga di ba? They are waging a war kasi para mabalik ang claim na planet sila.

Their civilization of feelingeros should be thankful nga to make them realize na di talaga planet ang kanilang “planet”. Duh?! We are highly intellectual beings kaya compared to their iced brains.

So, I tawag Edgarda, I make paliwanag the status of their “planet” and make patawad that I have to palayas her out of my condo. I was scared na kasuhan of treachery kasi I’m making palamon an enemy.

So yun, she make layas na nga. Kaso she make chismis to her fellow plutonians what I told her. Aba, they make pawala their galits to me via internet! Their ministry of Immigration, banned me on their “planet” nga eh. The nerves of these plutonians, they are making me tawag with other names pa nga eh. If they only know, I can hampas their planet with our moon without giving our moon a gasgas..

I told this din to Mang Tibur, he suggested to ask patawad to their civilization na lang. I agreed naman. So I made sorry na nga to them. Kaso most of them, ayaw pa nila akong mapatawad. I’m running out of plutonian ice for my iced tea and halo-halo pa naman.

So there, pasensya na medyo desperate lang. Malala na kasi global warming, near na rin ang summer kasi. I’m making problema where to get ice kapag dumating na summer here.

Ciao.

 

Your Best Friend,

MM

Kawawa naman siya ‘no? Padalhan ko na nga lang siya ng ice from Antarctica just in case. Samahan ko na rin ng libreng penguin.

Other Metroman entries:

YMing a Hero
High Society Stench
Hero’s New Task
One Strange Family
When Heroes Battle
Hero of the Metro

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