Now You Know

Jul 13, 2009

Billycoy

8 Comments

You are genius if…

Maraming genius sa mundo. Yung iba mine-measure nila ang kanilang pagka-genius gamit ng mga IQ tests at iba pang paraan. Iba gifted lang talaga since birth.

You’re a genius if…

Kaya mong gumawa ng gumagalaw na gigantic CGI Transformers robot gamit ang computer na Pentium 4, may 256 MB RAM, shared memory 32 MB video card, at wheel mouse sa MS Paint.

You’re a genius if…

Sa basketball, kaya mong mag-shoot gamit ang turnaround fade-away dunk.

You’re  a genius if…

Magagawa mong magnenok ng one whole illustration board sa National Bookstore ng walang tupi ito.

You’re a genius if…

Mas kabisado mo pa ang KamaSutra kaysa sa flags of the world.

You’re a genius if…

Kung engineer/architect ka sinadya mong huwag lagyan ng elevator at stairs ang itinatayo mong skyscraper at gawing pang-wall climb na lang ang pader para makatulong sa mga overweight na nilalang.

… At nagwo-wall climb ka rin bago matulog.

You’re a genius if…

Susugod ka sa malakas na ulan ng walang payong o kapote na hindi nababasa.

You’re a genius if…

Magagawan mo ng paraan para magkatuluyan kami ni Megan Fox at magkaroon kami ng cute na baby.

You’re a genius if…

Papanoorin mo itong TVC ng Shuriken Bar.

You’re  a genius if…

Magkaka-orgasm ka without sex or hands solo habang nakatitig sa hubad na larawan ni Madam Auring.

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8 Comments

• es2pido July 13, 2009 at 3:38 am

  (annoyed)

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• billycoy July 13, 2009 at 11:22 am

  but why? wala ka bang characteristics ng mga yan?

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• adaphobic July 13, 2009 at 10:27 pm

  Ahahah!! Ang cute naman nung magiging anak niyo ni Megan Fox LOL.
  Madam Auring nude pic FTW

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• Dansoy July 13, 2009 at 11:58 pm

  Haha. pag may nakagawa ng panghuli tiyak katapusan na ng mundo. XD

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• billycoy July 14, 2009 at 2:01 am

  syempre, mana sa magiging ama eh!

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• billycoy July 14, 2009 at 2:01 am

  baka universe kamo ang gumuho.

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• chalkdust July 18, 2009 at 11:25 pm

  Nyahaha. Ok, tanggap ko nang hindi ako henyo. Ayos ah.

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• danica July 22, 2009 at 6:12 am

  kyot. D

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