Matagal tagal din nu’ng huling sumulat sa akin sa akin si Em-em. Kaya heto muli na namang nagpadala ng e-mail, well, like as usual rants na naman. This time hindi naman na work-related, tungkol naman ito sa kontrabida at kinaayawan niyang pinsan, si Gardo.
My Best Friend Billycoy,
Hello there! Kamusta ka na there sa ating third-world country? Got busy with my work here in JLA, coz you know we battle against the teroristas and global warming. I wanna go back there na nga dyan sa Philippines.But anyway, my moronic cousin YMed me pala the other day. You know, my freakish cousin na 9′2” in height. You know how I hated him naman di ba? Like his vibes is terribly annoying. So kapal ng mukha and the nerve ha? He’s still have the guts to message me kahit na alam na ng whole world na I despise him. Grabe. So share ko sa iyo YM namin.
GardZ92: Hi eMz! MuZta y0u Th3R3?
Emem500: Oh hi!
Emem500: Pissed as always.
GardZ92: AwWW…Y nAmaN?
Emem500: none of your business.
GardZ92: YouR s0 sUng1t nMan.
Emem500: so?
GardZ92: bTw, wh3r3 You w0Rk nGa pLa?
Emem500: JLA, Justice League of America
GardZ92: Oo00h NiCe!
GardZ92: i’Ve v1s1t3d y0uR 0ff1c3 0nc3.
Emem500: How can you be here eh our office is like in space kaya. Pfft.
GardZ92: Ay d1 pLa m3, uNg fr13nD k0 LaNg
Emem500: duh?! It’s nothing new.
Emem500: Eh it’s like you’ve been to many places in the world.
Emem500: The farthest you’ve been to is at Pansol.
Emem500: So you make kwento na lang the stories of your other friends. You TH!
GardZ92: TH?
Emem500: Trying Hard, moron.
GardZ92: 1 h8 y0u Na, y0ur s0 rUd3!
Emem500: One more thing, it’s like you know everything, so you kwento the stories your friends made so you can relate and make kunwari you’re sosyal.
Emem500: You’re a big eww! :-&
GardZ92: h0w c0uLd u?! U’R d m3aN3st p3rs0n I 3v3r m3t.
Emem500: Who told you ba to YM me? As if we’re close? Feeling ka!
GardZ92: u Mak3 m3 cRy na. AhuHuHu!
Emem500: Like I care?
Emem500: By the way, what’s with this small and big caps thingie. It’s nakakairita kaya! I wanna puke na :-&
GardZ92: 1 ub3r h8 U!
Emem500: Then hate me. Who told you ba that I like you as my cousin? You know naman na I’m pissed with you on the first place.
GardZ92: i’LL SumB0ng u 2 my r1Ch fr13nds. U kn0w h0w p0w3rfuL th3y R.
Emem500: Like they really care. HAHAHAHA
Emem500: So stop annoying me na. Or else I’ll tell your dad who you really are, Guada!
GardZ92 has signout
Emem500: Stupid!I uber hate this couzin of mine. Hindi ko na ma-comprehend his writing. I almost lost my patiene na nga. If he knew I can flew immediately to his place and hampas him with a ten-wheeler truck. Buti na lang I befriend Dalai Lama and taught me to be patient.
So there my best friend. Always regard me to your family and Mang Tibur ha. I still have to bust crimes here.
Ciao.
Your best friend,
MM
Kung ako rin naman siguro ang makakausap ni Guada este Gardo sa YM maiinis din ako. Sino bang hindi?
Other Metroman entries:
High Society Stench
Hero’s New Task
One Strange Family
When Heroes Battle
Hero of the Metro
